[PREORDER] Crunchy Large Baby Eggplant Squishy

I would die for this eggplant baby.

He's a little larger than your average crunchy squishy, which just means there's MORE of him to love! And OF COURSE, he's got that insanely satisfying CRUNCHY feel.

No diapers, no tantrums, none of that. Possibly the perfect child?

⚠️ Safety & Care:
- Recommended for ages 13+.
- Contains small plastic pieces inside. Choking hazard if damaged or opened.
- Do not bite, chew, puncture, cut, or ingest.
- Squish gently! Avoid excessive stretching, pulling, or rough handling.
- Discontinue use immediately if the outer material tears or any contents become exposed.
- Keep away from young children and pets.